I have not abandoned this blog.  College is keeping me far too busy, but I hope to answer some of the asks I have in my inbox.  They’re just not answers that come up in a minute or two and actually require thinking.

See you soon, lovelies.~

aliensfucking:

xekstrin:

colors-and-impulse:

glasmond:

Have some more:

 

grace this needs to go on your sexy blog

I need this in all my blogs.

aliensfucking:

aliensfucking:

xekstrin:

barenight:

Something to accompany Kemi’s “Chocolate”.

OH MY GOD

dying

Woops, again.

xekstrin:

“Judging people who think there will be Sugarless Gum in the new AT”

“No bitches, no sugarless gum for you”

LOL HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU SUGARLESS GUM-LESS PEOPLE?

(Source: get-off-the-bandwagon)

Hello, other asthmatic!  First of all, I’m sorry that you suffer from such a shitty disease.  I’m sorry, but it’s true.  It’s annoying. 

The cold tends to trigger asthma attacks in me at night, too, so I definitely know the feeling. And it’s particularly sucky because I like masturbating during the night. 

You know what I like to do, though?  If you like coffee (I’m addicted to it), drink a cup of coffee.  Caffeine is a natural dilator, which means it’s a natural way to counter the swelling and constriction of your airway when you’re feeling that tight-chested, asthma-like feeling. 

So, drink a cup of coffee, relax for a second, and just masturbate.  The caffeine will help keep your airway cleared up while still not inducing the annoying side-effects asthma medicines can provoke—palpitations, high blood-pressure, trembling, and so on.

Now, this is only if you like coffee, of course.  Although, I still recommend you give it a try.

If not, try to establish a slow and deep breathing rhythm.  Touch yourself slowly and breathing in just as slowly.  Don’t pant and let yourself get out of breath.  Deeper breaths mean more oxygen going into your lungs, therefore, blood richer in oxygen.  When do you do it this way, it’s both naturally pleasant and almost like meditating, in a way.

Also, just in case and not related to masturbation (though, still related to what I just said), if you ever have an asthma attack and don’t have your inhaler at hand, drink coffee.  Black coffee if you feel like it’s too strong.  It helps you enough to either get your medicine or get help.

Wow, I just ranted a whole lot.  Sorry. :D

Affect your breathing?  How so?  When you are masturbating, it’s like any other type of physical exercise.  There will be changes in your heart rate, blood pressure, and respiration rate.  All of these will rise. 

Your heart and lungs will work faster in tandem to supply much needed oxygen-rich blood to where it’s most needed—whether you’re female of male, your sexual organs will swell up with blood at stimulation.  And your blood pressure will rise in response to all of this physical activity.

So, in theory, yes, masturbation will affect your breathing, but not in an abnormal way.  It’s like playing sports, except you’re touching yourself. 

I assume you’re asking if masturbation can affect your breathing in a way that is harmful.  Unless you suffer from a very severe lung condition, it doesn’t.  You’ll just be slightly out of breath and panting, all within normal parameters.

I’ve suffered from chronic asthma since I was forty days old.  I’ve experienced asthma attacks while masturbating, and, hey…

I’m still here, aren’t I? ;D  You have nothing to worry about. 

I’m guessing you’re saying the swelling of your… erection would stretch the skin and re-open the wound, making it difficult to heal? O:

Ouch!  Congratulations on the seven orgasms, but the wound sounds painful.  To be honest, I once hurt myself with my own nails (I usually keep them trimmed and short, but I forgot about it due to pent-up frustration).

It wasn’t fun.

Really?  Maybe that’s just me.  I tend to be horribly over-sensitive after masturbating. 

Oh, ho, ho.  It’s definitely worth trying it another time.